Crazy News Stories

UPDATE: Oct. 8th, 2010

Ancient Greek history a fraud

You’ve got to read the article offered in the above link.  It would appear that 40 years ago, smart ass scientists collaborated to fake history in a BIG WAY!!!!

the basis of Democracy, Homer, Troy,  ALL OF IT – LIES!!

So I ask, What happens now?

Someone please tell me I’ve jumped the gun and this is a hoax.

You’ll forgive me if I’m skeptical of any potential scientists making comments.

UPDATE: Oct. 7th, 2010

Humorous new words and definitions from various sources provided via email from my father.  Some of these are sure to make ya smile or even laugh out loud.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte (n.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

10. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)

11. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer, man.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only the things that are good for you.

13. Glibido (n) : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
words. 

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck up there. 

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.

UPDATE: Sept. 11, 2010

EXTREME CRUISES AVAILABLE

Check out that woman hitting the column about 40sec. into the vid.  I know that shit hurt!

UPDATE: OCT. 26, 2008

Follow this link to Snopes news I was going to publish funny news stories but this whole list of stories is interesting in one way or another.

I watch and read plenty of news articles and there are always those ones that make me stop and think, “did I hear that right?”
This page is dedicated to those stories and I’ll start the train rolling with this little article I put together from two stories I originally heard on CNN today.
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CLICK article to ENLARGE then BACK to RETURN

CLICK article to ENLARGE then BACK to RETURN

 

January 26, 2009
I haven’t stopped by this page in awhile and I know there have been many crazy stories I’ve let slip past.  From the looks of the activity nobody missed anything anyway.
I’ll keep writing though.
This story here is cool.  Some dude in Michigan seems to have figured out how Stonehenge was built.  Check out this video and make up your own mind.
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Comments
  1. tracey scott says:

    Wow, I would hate to have her driving my kids to school …Damn…So sad.

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