Archive for the ‘funnies’ Category

Now-a-days

Posted: March 12, 2017 in funnies, observations, politics
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what is this

Trying new things

Posted: December 27, 2016 in art related, funnies
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Right?good-at-it

Flat Earthers

Posted: November 10, 2016 in art related, funnies, observations

flat-earthers

There are times when only book/tablet learnin’ fails.

It’s hard being Frank

Posted: July 21, 2014 in funnies, Poetry

I’m sure my poetry takes some getting used to, so here’s another one.  I’ll finish it if I get a request to do so.  The future of Frank depends on one of you out there.

Hard being Frank

Icky Body Crane

Posted: July 20, 2014 in art related, funnies, Poetry

Icky-Body-Crane

Another funny for thought and anyone interested.

Just say No

Posted: July 4, 2014 in art related, funnies

I did this in Sai Paintbrush with a Bamboo tablet.  I was watching a movie (guess which one).  I started doodling while watching and look what happened.  I told him not to do it! That shit’ll kill you!! 

 

The man with the transplanted hand

 

This is the story of the man and his transplanted hand.

The transplant, he found. was to bring much consternation.

Because the hand that they gave him, was prone to masterbation!

The hand it would seem, had a mind of it’s own

and that’s why the poor guy could never leave his home.

In the man’s mind, everything would seem cool.

but out here, in the real world, he was pulling on his tool!

He went to his doctor, who pumped him full of meds.

Which didn’t do a damn thing, except keep his ass in bed

A man with his affliction should not be laying down.

But he couldn’t go outside and move about the town.

In a fit of frustration he strapped a guitar against his junk

and when that hand got to stroking —

it was kicking out the FUNK!!

He was rockin’ that guitar like a bad ass Billy Squire!

He even had the nerve to play Great balls of fire!

He played that one as a silly little pun because for the first time in a long time

he was finally having some fun!

Then the hand wrote a note saying all it wanted was attention

So the man and his hand chose to end all their contention

The man told the hand that he had the most perfect of plans

Together they would start the first ever

one hand band!

DAMN!!!!!

I can’t help myself – lol

Clay B. T.

July 3, 2014