Cuzzo on Smoking

Posted: April 24, 2009 in health

CUZZO ON SMOKING

I know smoking is bad for you!  And at some point before they throw dirt on my ass I would like to be able to consider myself quit.  However, until that day comes you non smokers need a reality check.
I’m standing at the old bus stop, waiting to board and notice the driver across the street (at the sub-station) having a smoke.   I figure why not light up while I’m here waiting.  There’s some guy on the sidewalk next to me who lets out a little fake cough as I light my smoke.  Coughing and staring at me he moves further away with a look of absolute disgust on his face.
I get it!

You don’t like my cigarette and believe it is going to somehow have a negative effect on your health.

Ooooo,

I’m the Boogyman!!

 

What this fool didn’t take into account was the fact he moved directly in front of the buses exhaust fan!   The exhaust on your typical bus is friggin’ HUGE!  It’s the size of your average living room window.  The bus is idling, kicking out all kinds of Carbon Monoxide into his curled up little face but I’m the dummy for smoking cigarettes.

Some people are so silly you almost feel sorry for them but then you realize they’re looking down on you.

When I was in my early teens my doctor told me every cigarette I smoked was taking seven years from my life expectancy.

SEVEN YEARS for EACH CIGARETTE????

REALLY?!  I’m forty-three years old and have been smoking seriously since I was about nineteen, I guess.

Let’s just say we go with 24 years of smoking a pack-a-day on average (I know! be quiet!! ).   There is no sense breaking out the calculator for this little cypher. Let’s just agree that according to my esteemed physician I was going to be the longest living human being in Fu**ing history!
I guess we all have a claim to fame.

And another thing.

If you are serious about your health, “Quit jogging on Riverside Drive,  Jefferson Blvd, Wyan (Fu**ing) dotte or any other main street in the city.

Why don’t you just put your treadmill in the garage and start up your damn car. At least then you’ll reduce the chance of being hit by a drunk driver.

Needed to be said

Needed to be said

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